[i don’t know why koz asked for bandages, but this was based on a really comical idea that busted into my head when attorney-general-kozmotis’ mun and i were talking about AU Sandy’s living arrangements
because if Jack doesn’t know ASL, then the next best insult is a bird and a raspberry when Koz isn’t paying any attention
if Jack did know ASL, he’d likely tell ‘im something like ‘who gets the hottie now?!’ because honestly, when it comes to getting jealous, my AU Sandy can kinda be childish if he wants /shot.
Okay not really, but there may be a cat fight, whoops.]